Look, I don't care who the hell is responsible for this, but whoever made that little fucking spider and sent it to invade Sky Claw and steal my stuff?

Knock it off, bastard! That was my gun it was trying to steal, and I kind of need that to work ( Read more... )

I'll be staying on board if anyone needs me.

[the hum of the plane engine and machine gun fire are heard, then interrupted by Falco's voice]

FUCK, just how many of these things are there? They just keep coming. And even the ones that are like, torn in half are still crawling.

Also, I'm running low on ammunition and fuel. Requesting permission to return and refuel and reload.

Captain! I found one of these little fuckers on the deck. Shit, it's beeping! Disabling it-

[there's the sound of an explosion, plus some static, but the journal is still picking up a sound faintly]

...f...fuck...

[There is approximately ten seconds of silence]

How much does it cost to send flowers from Bellicus to Solare?

( [Private // Hard to Hack] )